Mad Libs with a Mad Man

Hey, guys, it's me, Jordan. You may know already, but if you don't, then let me let you in on a little secret. I'm crazy. I'm just kidding, but that is the most common adjective applied to my name. Wait a second. Crazy? Adjective? How did I know what I was writing about? Dun, dun, DUUUUN! That's right guys, we're doing Mad Libs.
If you don't know, Mad Libs are word games. Basically, when you are asked for a certain type of word, you give it. For instance, I ask you for an adjective and you answer, let's say, blue. That may come out as blue candy or blue face. It does get a little crazy, just like me, but that's the point. So without further ado...

Mad Lib #1

I love to Trick (Verb).video games. I can play them day and Candy Cane (Noun)! My mom and Job (Noun).are not too happy with my Kicking (Verb Ending with ING).so much time in front of the television House (Noun). Although Dad believes that these Awesome (Adjective).games help children develop hand-eye (Body Part).coordination and improve their learning Kangaroos (Plural Noun), he also seems to think they have Horrible(Adjective) side effects on one's Heart (Body Part). Both of my Wars (Plural Noun) think this is due to a Cold(Adjective) use of violence in the majority of the Killer Alligators (Plural Noun). Finally, we all arrived at a Nice(Adjective) compromise: After dinner I can play 98 (Number) hours of video games, provided I help clear the Gnat (Noun).and wash the Spark Plugs (Plural Noun).


Mad Lib #2

Now is your chance to enter this Pretty (Adjective) contest. Anyone, and we mean anyone, can enter this Friendly (Adjective).contest. Just follow these Naïve (Adjective).rules:

Write down in 23 (Number).words or less why you think that Wyatt (Person You Know).should be elected "Polar Bear (Noun) of the Year." Remember, he does not know that you think so Kindly(Adjective) of him. First prize will be a deluxe three-speed Mexican Jumping Bean (Noun), plus a year's supply of Bread (Type of Food). Second prize is a 21-foot Hypnosis (Noun). Third prize is a full-color Pokémon (Noun), plus a set of Otters (Plural Noun). Each entry must be accompanied by a stamped, self-addressed Dream (Noun). Decision of the Rodents (Plural Noun) will be announced in 2098 (Year) and will be final. In the event of a tie, duplicate Drums (Plural Noun) will be awarded.


That one was a good one. I'd love a full-color Pokémon and a pair of Otters. If you're wondering why I put those parenthetical statements next to my answers, it's so you can play as well. Did you guys get any thing funny? If so let us know in the comments below. See yah!

-Jordan Smith

Funny Facebook Statuses

People on Facebook can be stupid. We all know that. Some should really just get off the Internet and save themselves from humiliation. But a lot of the time, they can also be really funny. So what I have for you today is some hilarious Facebook statuses that had me--literally--rolling on the floor laughing.

I'm not sure which scares me more... that 'Chervon' didn't know the film Titanic wasn't the real Titanic or that 'Angelica' wasn't sure if it was a remake.

Poor guy didn't know what he was getting into.

The logic....

Poor little Riley =(

The brain capacity of this woman concerns me.

Not really someone on Facebook being stupid, but really, I just couldn't resist. #trolol

Props for trying, Captain Jack. I give you props.

Granite, granted. Same thing, right?

And lastly, superheroes on Facebook.

Thanks for reading, guys! Leave which post was your favorite in the comments down below! See ya Tuesday!

-Dani Lynn

Faces In Places

Sometimes I have an over-active imagination. Okay, pretty much all the time. Usually my imagination can be the source of a lot of entertainment. One thing that I always get a kick out of is when an object looks like it has a face. So I've scowered the internet (aka I looked it up on Pinterest) and found the most expressive walls, doorknobs, trees, and food, I could.
For your (and my) viewing pleasure, I present to you...

                                                           Faces In Places!

This mop looks less than thrilled to aid you in your cleaning endeavors. (I wouldn't be very happy either if someone dunked my luscious locks in a bucket of soapy water and started scrubbing the floor with them...)


































                                                                       




I feel as though I am being taunted by this sandwich.





































He looks as though he is bracing himself for the approaching impact of your back in his face!!

I think this telephone overheard something he shouldn't have...



Meanwhile, this... whatever it is, looks like he has seen things that no (imaginary) eyes were meant to see.



I think this is the lawn tool version of Grumpy Cat. Grumpy rake?



Is this piece of wood sad or mad? I can't tell.



I can almost here this tree bark saying, "Oooooooooooooooo!!" It might also be saying, "I'm Groot!"



This stove looks like he's up to something.



This is the look of un-approval you get after eating ten candy bars in a row.



Aw, what a happy little guy he is!



I'm not sure what this thing is, but I think I want to cover it. He looks a little too wacky to be exposed to the public.



Maybe this sewage pipe finally realized what's inside him...



It's almost too cute to eat! Just kidding, I want to eat it.



And the many faces of popcorn!




And finally, in honor of our blog name, a building that looks like a chicken.



Which face was your favorite? Let me know in the comments. And remember to keep an eye out and use your imagination because you never know when you might see the next face in a strange place!

~ Irma Gersh